Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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