Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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