STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
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