I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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