party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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