So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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