I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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