How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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