We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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