Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
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