we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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