it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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