So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
sex in a hospital.. check
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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