But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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