Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
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