Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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