He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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