Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
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