Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
It's not a walk of shame if you run
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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