**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Randomize
