summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Randomize
