I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
