Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
You are a genius and a whore.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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