Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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