Three words: puerto rican gang bang
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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