i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
A+ Viking dick
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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