What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Randomize
