Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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