I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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