What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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