do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
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