I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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