Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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