@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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