he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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