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You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
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