Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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