We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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