guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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