white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
All I want is dick and wine.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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