i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
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