I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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