I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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