why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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