and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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