I would go down on you faster than GM stock
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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