White coat. Heels.
; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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