I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Randomize
