Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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