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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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