I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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